Debate debate debate. Let’s go back and talk about this as it happened in my head.

"You should do it. You look kind of attractive right now."
“No. That’s stupid. I will feel like a fool.”
“Just do it.”
“Okay.”
“Look at that hot fucking dude! See? It even turned out okay. Look at those eyes, man! Whatchoo doin’? Who you tryin’ to fuck with those eyes?”
“I look like a bearded Chris Farley trying to seduce a microwaveable burrito.”
“Well that burrito would let you eat the fuck out of it!”
“Shush up, you.”
“Now post it!”
“What?”
“Post it on tumblr! Do it!”
“No one wants to see this!”
“Bet you five a copy of Chef on blu-ray they do.”
“Yeah right.”

So here is a picture of me where I make the sexy look and feel like a fool. This is post shower last night, but since I am posting it today, it’s my topless Tuesday.

Debate debate debate. Let’s go back and talk about this as it happened in my head.

"You should do it. You look kind of attractive right now."
“No. That’s stupid. I will feel like a fool.”
“Just do it.”
“Okay.”
“Look at that hot fucking dude! See? It even turned out okay. Look at those eyes, man! Whatchoo doin’? Who you tryin’ to fuck with those eyes?”
“I look like a bearded Chris Farley trying to seduce a microwaveable burrito.”
“Well that burrito would let you eat the fuck out of it!”
“Shush up, you.”
“Now post it!”
“What?”
“Post it on tumblr! Do it!”
“No one wants to see this!”
“Bet you five a copy of Chef on blu-ray they do.”
“Yeah right.”

So here is a picture of me where I make the sexy look and feel like a fool. This is post shower last night, but since I am posting it today, it’s my topless Tuesday.



Comedy’s my first love. I love that so much. You play comedy in drama, too. The difference between genres doesn’t really change the method of acting.

Comedy’s my first love. I love that so much. You play comedy in drama, too. The difference between genres doesn’t really change the method of acting.


Robert Pattinson in The Rover is two parts Lenny from Of Mice and Men and one part Jesse Pinkman.


seagreensomething:

Yay

Ashley has a stupid pretty face and I like it.

seagreensomething:

Yay

Ashley has a stupid pretty face and I like it.


No contact with other people for about ten hours. This is good. I need this. Especially with these fucking jack-offs driving around today.*

*written while parked


Cherishing the last few days before Hocus Pocus is all I see on my dash.


Just a shitty ass fucking cocksucking piece of shit ass fucking goddamned day.