Debate debate debate. Let’s go back and talk about this as it happened in my head.
"You should do it. You look kind of attractive right now."
“No. That’s stupid. I will feel like a fool.”
“Just do it.”
“Look at that hot fucking dude! See? It even turned out okay. Look at those eyes, man! Whatchoo doin’? Who you tryin’ to fuck with those eyes?”
“I look like a bearded Chris Farley trying to seduce a microwaveable burrito.”
“Well that burrito would let you eat the fuck out of it!”
“Shush up, you.”
“Now post it!”
“Post it on tumblr! Do it!”
“No one wants to see this!”
“Bet you five a copy of Chef on blu-ray they do.”
So here is a picture of me where I make the sexy look and feel like a fool. This is post shower last night, but since I am posting it today, it’s my topless Tuesday.